mardi 31 décembre 2013

Operation American Spring couldn't possibly fail

Rejecting other rally titles such as Eagle Bloodgasm or Patriot Flag Awesomeness a bunch of right wingers eventually settled on calling their upcoming mass convention to overthrow the Obama adminstration Operation American Spring.



So what would it exactly be?



Well, says the founder, it would be:




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It’s modeled after the people in Egypt(Cairo) who said “enough is enough” and went to the streets by the millions and stayed there until a resolution. We surely in America are saying “enough is enough”. That’s what we’re doing with OAS. It’s not the typical “go to D.C. for a day” and then go home, and we’re not having stages, speakers, etc in our plan. If someone else want to do that, have at it. We’re going with millions in the streets for a day or two and then leave a million or so in D.C. for weeks, months, whatever it takes. We’ll interfere with traffic, bridges, make our mandate known and stay there until..........?



Yeah. He actually put the ".......?" in there.



So it will be a huge rally that by virtue of being huge will somehow cause positive things to happen. I'm somehow reminded of the episode of South Park where a bunch of college aged hippies decide a huge music rally will change the world because.....you know....huge rally.




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Assumptions:



Millions of Americans will participate.



Ah, optimists. Gotta love that.




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American veterans and patriots are energized to end the tyranny, lawlessness, and shredding of the US Constitution.



Another assumption: veterans are all on our side. I mean no way do the former Marines I know that are possibly more liberal than me actually exist.




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Government is not the target, it is sound; corrupt and criminal leadership must be removed.



We shall define the corrupt ones as those that propose laws we dislike.




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Those in power will not hesitate to use force against unarmed patriots exercising their constitutional rights.



Patriots may be killed, wounded, incarcerated.



Yeah the Obama administration's long track record of crushing protest rallies with force just speaks for itself.




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Those with the principles of a West, Cruz, Lee, DeMint, Paul, Gov Walker, Sessions, Gowdy, Jordan, Issa, will comprise a tribunal and assume positions of authority to convene investigations, recommend appropriate charges against politicians and government employees to the new U.S. Attorney General appointed by the new President.



Ooh! A tribunal composed of far right politicians get to investigate and pass judgement on those politically opposed to them! There is no way that could go wrong!




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There is not much time and the only planning necessary is to select a starting date, which we have done, and then show up in Washington, D.C. on that date, and plan to stay for the duration.



We are assuming that Occupy Wall Street accomplished many things. Therefore it will be our model.




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The goal is restoring the US Constitution as the law of the land, removing the lawless leadership.



We will be ignoring many amendments after the second one though. We might also ignore the first one. Heck let's just pretend the second one is the only one!




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Will this be a cake-walk? No, it will be painful, and some people may die because the government will not be non-violent; some of us will end up in a cell, and some may be injured. If that’s what it will take to save our nation, do we have any choice?



You made me hit you! Why'd you make me hit you? I had no choice. I had to do it to save you from your freedom!




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Freedom loving Americans will say there is no choice, we must begin the second American Revolution.



DISCLAIMER: That freedom will not include things like your religion or sexuality. But man you will have so much gun freedom you might just shoot off prematurely.




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Not with guns, but with millions of Americans demanding a return to constitutional government and the resignation of Obama, Biden, Reid, McConnell, Boehner, Pelosi and Holder as a start...then the constitutional restoration process can begin. An AMERICAN SPRING can be avoided only if the above mentioned officials resign.



Yeah, I hate these non constitutional governments. They are just so.....non constitutionally irritating. :rolleyes:



Roll Tide American Spring!





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