Big Daddy Supports the President
Hello my American friends!,
Recently I have been getting many questions about your President, Mr. Barak Obama, most of them not very nice. What are you thinkings? Why are you not liking this good man?
After all he has African father (even if father is sleazy Kenyan), and he is one smart guy,too. Look at his choice of Vice President, Mr. Joe Biden. No chance of palace coup there I telling you! Vice President Mr. Joe Biden not able to spell coup d’etat, let alone plot one.
Come to think of it, no chance for assassination, either. Nobody in right mind would kill Good Mr. President Obama knowing Mr. Joe Biden next in line. That man might think Big Red Button is for room service, next time needs cup of coffee whole planet blow up.
If only I had thought of having moron Vice President, instead of sneaky Colonels who get skivvies in a bunch over little invasion of neighboring country (who knew they would fight back?) or occasional genocide. But enough about me.
Americans seem to get PO’d that Good President Obama not keeping promises, but what politician does that anyway? Whole point of exercise is to convince gullible voters that you need to be next engineer on Gravy Train. There’s a reason Truth in Advertising laws not apply to politicians. What promises he breaks anyway?
Transparency in government? Anyone who believe that one deserves half Kenyan President.
Close down Guantanamo Bay? Get real. Those guys left in Gitmo so fanatic and straight laced they make even Cheap Saudi B******s look like drunken televangelist at Mustang Ranch with bag of crack in one hand and somebody else’s credit card in the other.
So what if Good President Obama likes Socialism? Worked pretty well for me until sneaky Colonels decide to have Palace coup over small misunderstanding. If I had been better Socialist might have nipped that in the bud with good old fashioned Stalinist purge and still be sitting in Presidential Palace instead of crummy motel owned by Cheap Saudi B******s.
You should give him a break, Americans! Poor guy has enough problems already with no sons to install in lucrative government position, only scrawny daughters who giggle too much, and wife with “deer in the headlights” eyes. You have woman with those eyes, better make sure Machete of State is locked in closet before playing game of “where’s my cigar?”, or next job could be in Vienna Boys Choir.
You think not so? Look at that Pelosi woman. She crazier than squirrel monkey on a meth binge. Only thing worse than Vice President Mr. Joe Biden sitting in Oval Office would be her getting pass codes to “football“. Probably wouldn’t even wait for coffee break, just trample over Air Force Captain and jam button down in mad frenzy until the lights go out.
So give that man a break, I telling you! And think about this:
Election just around the corner, still plenty of brain dead voters who haven’t given up on idea of government that gives them free bennies just for having good fortune to be born in USA (or good luck to make it across fence before Border Patrol show up), and Mrs. Ex-President Clinton already foaming at mouth for opportunity to place well marbled hind quarters on Presidential seat.
If only you could change your laws, I could be next President of US of A, and all this would cease to be a problem!
White House might need a bigger refrigerator, though.
Be seeing you!
Hello my American friends!,
Recently I have been getting many questions about your President, Mr. Barak Obama, most of them not very nice. What are you thinkings? Why are you not liking this good man?
After all he has African father (even if father is sleazy Kenyan), and he is one smart guy,too. Look at his choice of Vice President, Mr. Joe Biden. No chance of palace coup there I telling you! Vice President Mr. Joe Biden not able to spell coup d’etat, let alone plot one.
Come to think of it, no chance for assassination, either. Nobody in right mind would kill Good Mr. President Obama knowing Mr. Joe Biden next in line. That man might think Big Red Button is for room service, next time needs cup of coffee whole planet blow up.
If only I had thought of having moron Vice President, instead of sneaky Colonels who get skivvies in a bunch over little invasion of neighboring country (who knew they would fight back?) or occasional genocide. But enough about me.
Americans seem to get PO’d that Good President Obama not keeping promises, but what politician does that anyway? Whole point of exercise is to convince gullible voters that you need to be next engineer on Gravy Train. There’s a reason Truth in Advertising laws not apply to politicians. What promises he breaks anyway?
Transparency in government? Anyone who believe that one deserves half Kenyan President.
Close down Guantanamo Bay? Get real. Those guys left in Gitmo so fanatic and straight laced they make even Cheap Saudi B******s look like drunken televangelist at Mustang Ranch with bag of crack in one hand and somebody else’s credit card in the other.
So what if Good President Obama likes Socialism? Worked pretty well for me until sneaky Colonels decide to have Palace coup over small misunderstanding. If I had been better Socialist might have nipped that in the bud with good old fashioned Stalinist purge and still be sitting in Presidential Palace instead of crummy motel owned by Cheap Saudi B******s.
You should give him a break, Americans! Poor guy has enough problems already with no sons to install in lucrative government position, only scrawny daughters who giggle too much, and wife with “deer in the headlights” eyes. You have woman with those eyes, better make sure Machete of State is locked in closet before playing game of “where’s my cigar?”, or next job could be in Vienna Boys Choir.
You think not so? Look at that Pelosi woman. She crazier than squirrel monkey on a meth binge. Only thing worse than Vice President Mr. Joe Biden sitting in Oval Office would be her getting pass codes to “football“. Probably wouldn’t even wait for coffee break, just trample over Air Force Captain and jam button down in mad frenzy until the lights go out.
So give that man a break, I telling you! And think about this:
Election just around the corner, still plenty of brain dead voters who haven’t given up on idea of government that gives them free bennies just for having good fortune to be born in USA (or good luck to make it across fence before Border Patrol show up), and Mrs. Ex-President Clinton already foaming at mouth for opportunity to place well marbled hind quarters on Presidential seat.
If only you could change your laws, I could be next President of US of A, and all this would cease to be a problem!
White House might need a bigger refrigerator, though.
Be seeing you!
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