Neutrining: The greatest parody of health woo

Spotted this parody of various types of quantum health woo, and found it too delicious not to share:

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There’s a new health breakthrough related to barefooting that I thought I should report on. It not only can make you feel much better and lead a healthier life, it manages to verify, and then magnify qi. I’ve always been pretty suspicious about qi (sometimes spelled chi). While it has a lot of support and a long Chinese history (in fact, China was named after chi), as far as I could tell, whatever effects it had were just too weak to be properly verified. Well, it’s been figured out what qi is: the human body, and human brain, is a specialized quantum antenna that channels and absorbs neutrinos. While neutrinos normally interact quite weakly, our nervous systems are able to enhance that and capture the energy and chromodynamic properties of the neutrinos.

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The author is a believer in going barefoot, but also a great foe of 'earthing woo', 'Ionic footbaths' and other such nonsense.

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